I'm bailey! <3 I love anything cute! I want to be a high school counselor! I love Naruto, Cosplay...hmmm, and yaoi! I also love to write! That's meee :) Don't worry, I don't bitteee :)
| guys: | uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying |
| guys: | ew fat chicks |
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89283
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3 hours ago
have you ever gotten to a point in a text conversation where suddENLY EVERYTHING IS CAPSLOCK AND YOU’RE BOTH JUST SCREAMING AT EACH OTHER FOR NO REASON
(via go-fightingdreamer)
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19065
Posted
3 hours ago
What's wrong with our society.
| Kim Kardashian: | I'd like to marry this dude and spend $10 million dollars on a publicity wedding please oh and then 72 days later I'd like a divorce |
| America: | Well sure why not? |
| Britney Spears: | I want to get hitched in a chapel in Vegas and have the marriage annulled fifty-five hours later because I didn't know what the hell I was doing |
| America: | Whatever you want! |
| Carmen Electra: | I want to get married in Vegas to this basketball player and then annul the marriage nine days later cuz we were both drunk lololololololololol |
| America: | Okay, sounds like fun! |
| Gay couple: | We would like to get married and spend our lives together and possibly adopt unwanted children to give them a good home and - |
| America: | WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU IDIOTS THAT IS DISGUSTING AND WRONG YOU DEFILE THE SANCTITY OF MARRIAGE SO GTFO |
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22883
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3 hours ago
![tastefullyoffensive:
[via]](http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m48vy8BSrK1qewacoo1_500.jpg)
All of my friends live near each other.
For them, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the street.”
For me, it’s like,
“Hey bro, wanna come over?”
“Aight bro, lemme just cross the bridge to Terabithia, take the shortcut through Narnia, take the detour around District 12, and stop by Hogwarts to get groceries.”
(Source: dana-y, via imagin-eeri)
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82293
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12 hours ago
